Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Chuck Norris vs. Sean Avery

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Chuck Norris vs. Sean Avery
Section 404 reveals some little known facts about Sean Avery:
If Sean Avery was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Darcy Tucker, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he’d shoot Darcy twice. . .

Superman wears Sean Avery pajamas. . .

When you open a can of whoop-ass, Sean Avery jumps out. . .

Sean Avery can get McDonald’s breakfast after 10:30. . . .
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ICINGS:

Larry Brooks / NY Post:
A-VERY GOOD RANGER -- BLUESHIRTS MUST KEEP WINGER AT HOME IN NY

NOW that the Rangers and Henrik Lundqvist are down to the shortest of strokes in finalizing a contract that is believed to be in the six-year, $36M neighborhood, Glen Sather must next find the way to negotiate an extension with Sean Avery, and sooner rather than later. . .



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6 comments:

  • The Dark Ranger said...
     

    Fantastic. I laughed out loud...will praise Section 404. By the way, Pundit, word on the street is that management is currently negotiating a four-year contract with our very own Sean Avery!!! May it be.

    tdr

  • Anonymous said...
     

    It would be great to keep Sean, and have him happy. I hated when Domi left, and I would feel the same way if Sean did. This team needs a guy like him.

    I hate to say this, but I am already thinking about next year without Shanny and Jagr. Mike, should we move Jagr to Detroit for future (two or three high draft picks) considerations?

  • Anonymous said...
     

    A Sean Avery fan. -

    If you have five dollars and Sean Avery has five dollars, Sean Avery has more money than you.

    There is no 'ctrl' button on Sean Avery's computer. Sean Avery is always in control.

    Apple pays Sean Avery 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

    Sean Avery can sneeze with his eyes open.

    Sean Avery can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

    Sean Avery is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

    Sean Avery destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

    Sean Avery can kill two stones with one bird.

  • mike said...
     

    the dark ranger-From your mouth to the Stealth GM's ears.

  • mike said...
     

    section 335-Not a bad idea. I would also like something for this year. A lot of our draft picks seem to get lost in our farm system.

  • mike said...
     

    anonymous-Look up in the sky. Its a bird, its a plane.....its Sean Avery!

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