Big time Hollywood actor/writer/director Kevin Smith is taking his New Jersey slacker posse up to the “Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament” taking place in Brantford, Ontario on June 5th, 6th, and 7th.
Smith, a Hollywood heavyweight and goal-tending round mound of rebound, has put together his own semi-celebrity "Puck U" team. On the team are his wife, Jen Schwalbach, and a cohort of his Jersey friends and D-list actor pals.
Who do you think wears the GM pants in the Schwalbach family?
Smith's View Askew production company is also sponsoring two teams from his fan club message board: the Monroeville Zombies and the Leonardo Reapers.
Smith is a long time New Jersey Devils fan from Highlands, NJ. He filmed, his breakthrough 1994 movie, Clerks, for $27,575 in a Leonardo, NJ, convenience store where he worked. The movie has a scene where the main characters play street hockey on the roof of the Quick-Stop store, while slacking off, of course. That earns it a big slacker stick slap (say 3x).
Smith plays the not so Silent Bob, of the super-slacker duo Jay and Silent Bob. Smith's latest movie was Zack and Miri Make a Porno, released in October 2008, starring Seth Rogan and Elizabeth Banks.
Bottomline: It would be nice if a New York/Rangers fan team got a chance to drill Mr. Devil-Slacker-Wood multiple times in his massive 5-hole. Silent Bob talks too much Devils smack. Who's a fat %% ? Pot say hello to kettle. Plus, any friend of Beantown's Ben Affleck and Matt Damon needs to be hammered and humbled just on general principles.
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Cheer On Kevin & Co. At the Gretzky Street Hockey Tourney! --
A lot of chatter has been happening over at the immortal View Askew WWWBoard regarding the upcoming “Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament” taking place in Brantford, Ontario on June 5th, 6th, and 7th. This all-ages charity event will feature teams battling it out by age bracket...
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